Stagosaurus-Rex

A certain mammal (pictured below) has lodged complaints of impersonation. When questioned about the incident, he seemed very angry

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“Graaaawhhhh, wraaaahhhhwraaa kraaa. Braakkraaaa jaaaaa.”

This most appropriately translates to “I love squirrels” or “you will die you son of a bitch”. When pointed out that dinosaurs are actually sons of lizards he suggested:

“Gawr, jwarrara”

roughly meaning “BC”. Whether he was referring to the time period is currently unknown. Ongoing studies are likely to continue on this matter.

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