A certain mammal (pictured below) has lodged complaints of impersonation. When questioned about the incident, he seemed very angry


“Graaaawhhhh, wraaaahhhhwraaa kraaa. Braakkraaaa jaaaaa.”

This most appropriately translates to “I love squirrels” or “you will die you son of a bitch”. When pointed out that dinosaurs are actually sons of lizards he suggested:

“Gawr, jwarrara”

roughly meaning “BC”. Whether he was referring to the time period is currently unknown. Ongoing studies are likely to continue on this matter.

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